BOJ Gives a BJ to Japanese Economy
The Japanese economy is now getting what it needed to be truly stimulated. The stimulus comes in ways that could have never been imagined. The BOJ has decided to give the Japanese Economy the most precious stimulus any Japanese entity would like to get: a BJ ... from the BOJ.
Armed Priests Welcome Believers to Christmas Masses
Following the recommendations from the Gun Assocation of the Youthful Souls (GAYS), local churches have been celebrating Christmas Masses welcoming their congregations with an additional Santa gift: A self-defense device. Believers are also bringing their self-defense gadgets.
Job Creators Demand Right To Marriage
The most conservative wing of the Tea Party has discovered a demographic that is about to become the new generation of job creators: same-sex marriage advocates. The economic impact of legalizing same-sex marriage could be huge, from expensive weddings to much needed housing demand.