Funny Financial News Silicon Valley Edition
Sat, May 25, 2013
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BOJ Gives a BJ to Japanese Economy

The Japanese economy is now getting what it needed to be truly stimulated. The stimulus comes in ways that could have never been imagined. The BOJ has decided to give the Japanese Economy the most precious stimulus any Japanese entity would like to get: a BJ ... from the BOJ.
Armed Priests Welcome Believers to Christmas Masses

Following the recommendations from the Gun Assocation of the Youthful Souls (GAYS), local churches have been celebrating Christmas Masses welcoming their congregations with an additional Santa gift: A self-defense device. Believers are also bringing their self-defense gadgets.
They Discover Graphs In Mayan Calendar That Would Represent U.S. Congress

The end of the world is here and researchers all over the world are looking for answers about a new discovery in the mayan calendar: A graph that would represent the U.S. Congress right next to the figure of a cliff.
Tax Deductions Proposed For Guns Owned By Seniors and Babies

The Association of Senior Gun Owners, and the Association of Kindergarten Machine Gun Aficionados are lobbying congress to pass a bill that would allow them to deduct taxes on their weapon purchases.
Job Creators Demand Right To Marriage

The most conservative wing of the Tea Party has discovered a demographic that is about to become the new generation of job creators: same-sex marriage advocates. The economic impact of legalizing same-sex marriage could be huge, from expensive weddings to much needed housing demand.